December 2011
73 posts
“This is the thing: When you hit 28 or 30, everything begins to divide. You can...”
– Relevant Magazine “11 Things To Know At 25”, #11 (via mikeotastico)
Marvel Origins Statues Part 2
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I’ll Be Home For Christmas - She & Him...
Dry, Chapped Hands
Mom: What happened to your hands?
Me: I got into a bar fight Mom.
Mom: Really, what happened?!
Me: Some girl was trying to steal my wallet and my phone so I punched her.
Mom: WHAT? Did you get in trouble? Did they call the cops?
Me: Nope.
Mom: I would have never thought you'd get into a fight anak.
Me: I know it was pretty intense.
Mom: You knock her out?
Me: Of course I did.
Mom: Really?
Me: No, I'm joking. My knuckles got so dry from washing my hands too much. You made me a germaphobe.
Mom: Oh, I was about to say... I'm ready to bail you out if you got arrested.
